Someone asked in class that if the buttered side of toast always landed on the floor and cats always landed on their feet, what would happen if you tied a buttered piece of toast to a cat and dropped them?
Like a fool I had to try it.
Now there's an area in my backyard that enters another dimension that I am not about to enter. However, I can sometimes see the cat playing with the buttered toast and an ET like thing. Both the cat and the ET pointed at me and laughed.
It's gone today. Whew. If it comes back I'm gonna get my kid sister Susie to play with the cat.