Fed Agents At The Airports Kinda Silly

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Monday, 2 September 2013

Federal agents in airports keep asking me if I have anything on my person that can be used as a weapon. I don't think I ever given that much of a thought before.

I guess I could use my class ring to cause someone to choke to death or maybe I could use my handkerchief in my pocket to garrote the old guy in the seat in front of me. Then, I could...you know what, I may have missed my calling.

-I.M. Moleturd

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