Attacking Moby Dick From The Living Room

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Sunday, 1 September 2013

I've always wanted to put one of those great big ship steering wheels in my living room like I read somewhere. Then when I've got company over, especially my in-laws, I would jump up and start spinning it and yell, "There she be! There she be! The white whale just off to the Port Side, Grab ye harpoons and follow me, ye landlubbers!"

I really like that part, "Ye landlubbers". I guess it means "you people who never want to leave the land under your feet" but I might be wrong..ye landlubbers!.


-I.M.Captain Molebee Dickturd

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