I blame that stupid loose-lipped plastic surgeon about letting it get around that my wife had a boob job. He didn't really have tell anyone because they already know that something is different.
Of course she's more top-heavy but they are also square.
So, unless he wants to settle privately, I'm going on television and the guy's business is ruined.
But just between the two of us, I have her talk like a robot and I put on my Flash Gordon outfit.
-Moleturds In Space