Wife's Boobs Nobody Else's Business

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Saturday, 31 August 2013

I blame that stupid loose-lipped plastic surgeon about letting it get around that my wife had a boob job. He didn't really have tell anyone because they already know that something is different.

Of course she's more top-heavy but they are also square.

So, unless he wants to settle privately, I'm going on television and the guy's business is ruined.

But just between the two of us, I have her talk like a robot and I put on my Flash Gordon outfit.

-Moleturds In Space

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