No kidding! On each label there should be listed the number of accidents that have happened the previous year from alcoholics. Also, "Could be dangerous to drive from back seat after too much drinking. Also walking or crawling to your vehicle in the parking lot as you may get ran over by another drunk!"
Plus another one about never calling a Pro-wrestler a bad name while drunk. "Dangerous to women who are pregnant and finally, helped get you pregnant in the first place!"