As the holidays are fast approaching with Labor Day Monday, here's a tip that might help you get rid of all those horrible relatives that always seem to show up.
First you get the better off of the group to one side and ask for a small loan and then you get with the other group, the poor ones, and ask if they could use the loan of a few bucks. Give them the money you've bummed off the first group. The second ones will avoid you because of the loans they owe you and the first group will be afraid that you will hit them up for more money.
You'll never see any of them again. Not even at your funeral.