Oh No! We'll Have None of That in Here!

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Friday, 30 August 2013

At medical school one day I was about to begin my dissection of a cadaver when it occurred to me that what a great person this was before me. He donated his body to the school so that people like me could become doctors and help heal the sick.

In fact, I allowed myself to bend over and give him a quick kiss on the forehead and said, "Thank you, Sir" just as the rest of the group came in.

And that's how I got kicked out of medical school.


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