Must Have Been Quite a Bender

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Friday, 30 August 2013

Hung-over husband staggers down to the dining room at 11 AM and goes into the kitchen, asking his wife if she had made him any breakfast earlier.

Yes, I did and I kept everything warm for you.

She brings him a warm stack of pancakes, some scrambled eggs, some bacon, sausage and a bowl with a wet sock.

This looks great but why is there a wet sock in a bowl?

I don't know. All you told me before you passed out in the doorway last night was that you wanted me to "cook your sock".

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