Allergic To Lead, Poor Andy

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Thursday, 29 August 2013

I think the new boss likes me. He asked me in and told me than Andy was dead from lead poisoning. You never know about these allergies. I told him I had an Aunt once that was allergic to beef.

To make a long story short, he told me that I was to take Andy's place.

"You mean, I can haul down about $100,000 a year as long as I'm not allergic to lead poisoning?

Sure he told me. I might even be sleeping with the fishes.

I know he loves fish and has a beautiful aquarium so I'd be right there at his house.

Well, some of us have it and some of us don't.

I.M. Moleturd.

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