Only Reason I'm Here is That I Had a Really Cheap Dad

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Thursday, 29 August 2013

Dad was always the cheapest person I ever knew. He would save up all the Christmas cards we used to get, erase everything with some kind of liquid and then use the same ones the next year, being careful to send them to someone different.

He even delivered most by hand if we were in the area.

Of course, reusing old condoms is why I'm here to this day.

-I.M. Moleturd

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