Santa Claus Is Dead, OK?

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Sunday, 25 August 2013

It's always been sad when you have to disillusion a child by telling him
that there is no Santa Claus. I prefer to maintain the little guy's innocence by just telling him that the Santa at the mall died from the bacteria poisoning he got last year when YOU pissed in his lap.

-I.M. Moleturd

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