There's A Fly In My Soup!

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Saturday, 24 August 2013

Waiter - there's a fly in my soup!
Well, try not to dip your trousers in the dish.

Waiter, waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, we won't be charging you extra.

Waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Only one?

Waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Well our kitchens have been passed. But it was a flying visit.

Waiter I Have a fly in my soup.
Oh I am sorry. I will remove it immediately.
But you hands are filthy!
Oh no - I forgot to use toilet paper!

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