Police Didn't Fall Off Cabbage Truck??

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Saturday, 24 August 2013

I got pulled over by the police, a state trooper who wanted to know my name so I told him John Doe, which is my real name by the way.

"Oh, I understand. Under that 'Witless Protection Program' huh? But just for my own information, which I won't pass on, what is your real name?"

"It really is John Doe."

"You can trust me. I don't want you to get a speeding ticket."

"OK officer. It's Osama Bin Laden".

"See how easy that was Mr. Laden. All of us police officers in West Virginia didn't fall of the cabbage truck. Now go on your way and drive a little slower please."

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