I wish that former Vice President Al Gore would just shut up about global warming for awhile. It's causing our kids to have nightmares.
Yesterday evening, I saw him telling a bunch of little kids that Frosty The Snowman would NEVER come back alive again.
During the middle of the night I heard my little 3-year-old sniffing and sobbing and mumbling, "Oh dear Frosty, I shall miss you so."
Maybe if someone threw water on Gore, he'd melt. Crybaby, just because he lost that election.