If they ever have a contest about which is the funniest disease, most people would Fart! say "Tourettes" because of all the sudden vulgar Horseshit!outbursts.
Got a touch of Shit! myself.
But I think obesity has to be the knee-slapper! I saw two people at WalMart the other night, rolling this one poor guy down the aisle as he loaded up on cookies, ice cream and Monkey!chips!
He wasn't in a cart riding, they were rolling Piss! him on the floor.