Out Of Order

Submitted by Captain Ropeburn
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Thursday, 6 November 2008

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing.

Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him.

He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman.

The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

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