I Never Thought "Killer" Would Ever Do Anything Like That!

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Thursday, 22 August 2013

I think something is going on over at the Reynolds place.

There was these two law officers who came over to the house and asked me all sorts of odd questions about the family, especially the one they called "Killer".

Plus, that one officer had a two-foot piece of crime scene tape stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

All I had to tell them was about all the screaming, yelling, bombs going off and gunshots during the night. I just thought they were hard of hearing and watching TV.

-I.M. Moleturd

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