When The Crap Hit The Fan

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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

"We had a humdinger going on at the pub last night. Oh, I remember you and Miley having some trouble getting me into the house and me getting tangled up in the clothesline. My neck is really sore."

"It was no accident, we actually led you into the clothesline. You might as well tell me about the big doings!"

"Well, these two people got into it and apparently they had been dating for a long time and she suddenly asked him why didn't he propose to her."

He told her "Because I'm already married. I didn't want you to know."

"Boy was she mad! But then she said that she had a confession too. She told him, "I used to be a man!"

"That was when the manure hit the ceiling fan and some idiot broke the big peanut jar and I drunk too much and my neck hurts something awful!"

"Good! The fan wasn't the only thing that the manure hit! You must have sat in it. Here's your teeth. They flew out when you hit the clothesline."

-I.B. Moleturd

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