"And THAT may I add, is a horrible thing to say to the man you love and who goes out to work...to look for work every day before his layoff checks run out!"
"Listen to yourself! I make one joke and you get all offended. Then you say we women don't have a sense of humor! Hah! Mama has been calling you "Mole (pause) Turd" for the last ten years and I still think it's funnier than any of those you hear at the pub."
"That's cause women got no sense of humor. We guys can tell some belly jigglers and beer-through-the-nose whoppers!"
"OK. I take it all back. You have NOT gone from the Vegetation Stage to the Compost Stage laying around the house until you go get your check. Are you happy now?"
"I will be if we can play "Nightcrawler" tonight."
"Tomorrow night. I got to take Miley to soccer tonight."
"Then you're forgiven. I, myself, am going down to the pub and see if any of the fellows have heard about a job."