"I can remember when we were first married we'd go out to have a special dinner on Saturday night. Now all you do is go down to the Pub to exchange jokes with your friends."
"And I can remember when I had the money to go eat what I wanted and as often as I wanted before we were married. Then we bought a house, 2 cars, 2 televisions and had Miley. Now I'm gone one night a week and I eat all the free peanuts I can."
"So, you'd like to be single again?"
"No. But I would like to know how I got so fat on peanuts!"
"Perhaps a six-pack a day adds a bit."
"OK OK! We can go to the House of Seafood Saturday night."
"Great! I'll have lobster!"
"You'll have catfish! I can't afford lobster!"
"Here's what's going to happen if you want to play "The Patient & The Good Nurse" any time in the future. I'M going to have lobster at the House of Seafood and YOU are going to the pub and eat peanuts! My final say!"