"Here it is, right here in Cosmopolitan about how to judge a man."
"Cosmo what? You mean like Cosmo Kramer? What does that monkey know about sex?
"NO! This magazine. It says right here that you can judge a man's sex performance by the way he dances."
"The only dances we ever been to here in Dixie is Square Dancing and I do cut a rug if you know what I mean?"
"So, Moley. You're not only square in bed but you have to have someone shout out at you so you know what to do next?"
"You set me up on that, didn't you?"