Bully Bit On Balls By Rottweiler

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Friday, 16 August 2013

We were really poor when I was growing up and so was the whole neighborhood. My family couldn't afford to get me a puppy because we'd never be able to feed it, so Dad gave me a cockroach.

I named him Killer!

Then one day a bully from school followed me down the street and I ran into my house but he was right behind me.

Expecting an atomic wedgie, I yelled "Get him Killer!"

All of a sudden this rottweiler ran out and bit the bully on the balls.

Since we were all so poor, the houses had looked all the same and I had ran into the wrong house.

The dog then bit me on the balls too but I walked with my legs together and that bully left me alone.

I.B. Mleturd

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