"Look, you came home drunk again last night but it was a Saturday night and everyone needs to let go sometimes."
"Yes, but Purvey just called and told me they had to carry me home and I stunk up the streets from here to the pub. I usually don't get that loaded. But last night they were low on peanuts so I guess that was my downfall."
"No, your downfall was when you started flailing your arms about while three of your friends tried to get you upstairs and you caused all three of them to fall down ten steps. We had to get the ambulance and oh never mind. It's a new day. Here's a joke I heard that will cheer you up....KNOCK? KNOCK?.."
"Wait a minute Myrtle, I need to get the door. Could be Elmer is out of the hospital."