Everyone in the family is sitting around the dinner table for a change and there's a big argument.
"Well, you're the one who bought it for Miley when she was two-years old and wanted a pet!"
"Yes, but a parrot is much easier to look after."
"And You're the one who told the 2-year-old that she could name it."
"Well, I thought the little kid would call it "Polly" or "Pretty Boy".
"She's a Moleturd and been kidded by her little friends. That's where she got the name."
"But we all love the little guy and he can't help it if Miley named him "Shitbritches".
"Awwwkkk! Shitbritches Wants A Cracker!"