I've Never been Called THAT before!

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Wednesday, 14 August 2013

"Purvey, this morning Myrtle called me a rotten, no-good bear-drinking piece of corn crap. That's a horrible thing to call me. That's why I couldn't go to work and needed an early beer."

"But doesn't she usually call you a 'Lazy, useless' rotten, no-good beer-drinking piece of corn crap?"

"Hummmm. "Hey I think you're right. That is what she usually calls me."

"I guess I better get on off to work. I don't know what it is but that old lady of mine is buttering me up for something!"

(probably slippery sex)



-I.B. Moleturd

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