"Purvey, this morning Myrtle called me a rotten, no-good bear-drinking piece of corn crap. That's a horrible thing to call me. That's why I couldn't go to work and needed an early beer."
"But doesn't she usually call you a 'Lazy, useless' rotten, no-good beer-drinking piece of corn crap?"
"Hummmm. "Hey I think you're right. That is what she usually calls me."
"I guess I better get on off to work. I don't know what it is but that old lady of mine is buttering me up for something!"
(probably slippery sex)