"Hot dog Purvey, I think I done got myself a real good job that pays well and it only took me a few minutes with the manager to get it. Of course, most people want younger guys but you can't trust this younger generation and they know it. Here, let me buy you a drink. Purvey, get up off the floor and have a drink with me."
"Forget it. I get this job I may just take up with new friends of a higher class."
"Glass? Yeah, I'll hab nubber one, John-Boy!"
"See, this manager asked me a big question and I passed with flying colors!"
"Chairs To ya!"
"He asked me if I thought I could do a job that would change from day to day. He wanted someone that could do a variety of jobs. And that's when I told him!"
"Tole hum whut?"
"I looked him straight in the eye and told him, 'Variety? Why I've had 15 different jobs in the past three years! I'm your guy!"