"My buddy Moleturd, can I talk with you?"
"I aint got no money Leeroy. I blew it on that horse, Crackerjack and almost lost my marriage."
"That's kinda my problem. You see, and this is for your ears only."
"I'm not James Bond."
"Listen will you? I got this problem with the wife. I have 'whats ya call it' premanure...I go off too easy."
A lady walks by. "Hi there big guys!"
"See! It don't take much. I gotta go to the bathroom and clean up. I'll be seeing you later."
"Not if I see you first."