"Yes I know we should have stopped and asked directions at that last store 50 miles back but I thought sure this was the way to your sister's house."
"Back up and turn around!"
"Oh no. Then I'll get my ass kicked."
"I meant the car."
"We don't have enough gas to get back there."
Any suggestions? I know I have a few."
"Now Myrtle. My little Mryty-Pie."
"Let's see. We can wait till the stars come out and look for directions...NO DON'T! We-we could make a wish upon a star."
"See that spot over there by those big rocks? You can bury me over there."