Spiderman Spotted At Home

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Monday, 12 August 2013

"So that's why she calls me spiderman!"

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I wasn't here at the first. Start it again. Why does your old lady call you spiderman?'

"I'm too tired to tell it again. Weak. Needs some protein."

"Alright Alright. I'll get you some peanuts. What's the matter, John-Boy cut you off? You eat half of them."

"Now, why does the wife call you Spiderman?"

"Well, Ernie my boy. It seems that I keep falling asleep on the porch while studying exactly how to attempt a yard mowing. In fact, for three days Myrtle woke me up and the spiders had webbed me to the porch. Like them Lilly pootins."

-I.B. Moleturd

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