Better Than Boiling Oil!

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Monday, 12 August 2013

"So you see that I was actually past the pub and on my way home with my paycheck when I tripped over this crack in the pavement and lo and behold there on the board was a Crackerjack. Somehow I knew that Crackerjack was running at 20-1 so I bet the works.

Turns out that there was this kid eating Crackerjacks and complaining about falling over the same crack in the street. I mean, what's the odds?

So....OW!! OWW!!OWWWW!

So I came back down to the Pub, Chuck. That is after I flushed all that soup out of my hair and off my head. I tell you. If Myrtle had been born in the Middle Ages, she could have patented that stuff and won some wars. It puts scalding oil to shame."

I.B. Moleturd

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