Purple Pills Replaced!

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Sunday, 11 August 2013

Some jokes just aren't funny. Like a couple of weeks ago I stopped on the way home and had a few drinks with the guys at the Pub and Pervey caught me not looking and switched my regular purple pills with some that looked like them, but were actually laxatives.

See, Pervey knew that if I stopped on the way home for a beer, I wouldn't be back tonight because Myrtle was in a horny mood.

Well night came and I waited and Myrtle waiting and finally she told me to try it anyway so I did and I strained and strained until I shat the bed!

Next time I saw pervey on the street I hid, tripped him up and shoved a dog turd down his mouth.

Two can play at this game.

-I.B. Moleturd

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