"Some long-haired tattooed freaks came into the Martha Grimes Pub last night and began immediately pestering the bartender John-Boy after someone made the mistake of calling the bartender by his name."
"Moleturd, I got a lot of cleaning to do."
"Just take a minute. See, they began calling John-Boy to give them a ride to Ike Godsey's store. And it got worse from there until John-Boy spiked their drinks."
"So, four guys will eventually wake up in a strange alley with a new haircut from a sharp pocket knife."