Billy Lowground was talking to his friend Ernest Beard at the pub about Australia.
"Ernest, I'm thinking about going to Australia."
"Well, a guy from there was in here the other night and he told me that there were so many diamond mines in Australia that you can go out to what they call the Outhouse and see them on the ground, a fortune just ready for you to pick them up and be rich."
"You mean you have to bend down and pick the things up?"
-I.B. Moleturd (Myrtle will never call me lazy after she hears this...maybe)