"Did you know that my old man was part of a firing squad during World War Two?"
"You never told us about that."
"Well, I'm not ashamed of him or proud either. He said he never killed anyone."
"How does he know."
"When you're on a firing squad in the War back then, there were ten of you but only one had a real bullet their gun. That way the squad wouldn't know."
Well, daddy said that on the command of "Aim" he always dropped his sights to the man's crotch."