New Country: Taylor Swift

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Friday, 9 August 2013

I tried to trick Myrtle into the age thing. She was watching the Country Music Channel.

"What say we go out and buy ourselves a new Studebacker, Myrtle?"

"Hush Moleturd. I like this song. Besides there are no Studebackers anymore. You're trying to trick me again."

"No. Just thought we might uh..get us a Classic...ahem!"

"Well, I never heard of such in all my born days."

"What?"

"They named that new country in Africa "Taylor Swift"!"

"Why? She give them some money?"

"No. Apparently because it's under-developed!"

-I.B. Moleturd

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