I just saved us a whole sh*tload of money on burial expenses.
I picked out two really small coffins for Myrtle and me and saved thousands, although they didn't care much for the idea but as I figured, better some money than none.
Here's my plan already paid for; Once one of us dies, the funeral people will let us rot in the back until we fit into the little caskets. I'll have him includes some Dr. Scholls.
I just thought of something better but it's too late now. I bet a pet cemetery would have been even cheaper!