Probably Get A Baseball Bat Over My Head!

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Thursday, 8 August 2013

I'm really in the dog house now with the old lady. Whoops! I gotta remember not to call her that.

But she IS older than me. She gave herself away once again at dinner.

Miley stated saying she was going to play baseball at school this coming year. I think that is what we were discussing. Anyway, I told her I'd come see her play.

Then Myrtle came out with, "I used to love baseball but quit following it after they began playing ball at night. Too many bugs."

The result was me saying she was older than me and now I am to sleep out here on the back porch.

Not me. I'm getting smashed and passing out on the street in front of the house! She'll be sorry. Let her put my name on the dog's dish, I don't care. I'll be too full of free peanuts.

-I.B. Moleturd

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