My Cooking May Kill Us!

Submitted by Bureau

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Tuesday, 6 August 2013

I was really worried lately as the wife had been sick for over a week and the rest of us were going to die soon just from my cooking and cleaning.

The dog had even refused to come inside when there was a snow on.

Myrtle finally gave in and went to the doctor and got some drugs to treat her "Flu" she called it.

However, I slipped back in to the doctor and my suspicions of her being older than she claimed were somewhat confirmed.

She has "Panama Canal Fever".

-I.B. Moleturd

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