Moleturd gets a call from Myrtle at his office.
"Moley, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Just give me the good new, Myrtle. I'm waaaay behind the paper work here after a rough weekend sleeping one night on the sidewalk."
"OK. The good news is that the anti-lock brakes and the air bags work like a charm."