Gypsy Turns Wife Into "Dolly P.?"

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Friday, 2 August 2013

This gypsy woman told me that from now on, I could use my life force to do things with my mind.

How stupid I thought. But then I got to the grocery store and the doors just slid apart. They did it again when I left.

Next thing I know, is that when I go to wash my hands this air comes out and dries them. And, now get this, my urinal and commode flushed all by themselves!

I can't wait until tonight to get home to Myrtle and find she's grown into Dolly when I go upstairs! (and I don't mean the sheep).

-I.B. Moleturd

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