John Lennon, NASCAR, & Lost Teeth

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Thursday, 1 August 2013

So this obvious Yankee asked me why I liked to watch cars go round and round the track at a NASCAR event. It looks stupid to me.

So I ignored him. But he came back with, what's got 600 legs and 600 teeth?

I don't know.

The people here watching this silly event. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Those were fighting words. So I creamed him with a good right and I guess he threw the rest.

But I'm resting too. Got two more days before I leave the hospital. At least my damaged teeth were false. Got NASCAR on TV.

"I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round...that John Lennon could write. I bet he watched NASCAR a lot."

-I.B. Moleturd

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