Sex & Politics

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Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Sex and politics stick together, just like the clouds and stormy weather! Or however that thing goes.

Speaking of "That Thing", apparently a new sex tape from Monica Lewinsky to then-President Bill Clinton has emerged.

When news clowns on television tried to smooth things down, it was weird:

"Mr. Clinton, when did you get the tape?"

"How about that Weiner. What's HE been up to? ha ha! Anybody else know any Lewinsky uh..Weiner Jokes?"

"Mr. Clinton, has she set you up?"

"Nope! No lap dancing. We just hugged a few times as friends. Ask Weiner! 'Will Weiner uh How does that one go now?....."

-I.B. Moleturd

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