New Neighbor Bit Me!

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Wednesday, 31 July 2013

My new neighbor is a pain in the neck. I went over to say hello and nobody answered the door. However, about the third time, it was in the evening and he answered the door.

Poor soul. Must be one of them Albinos as he looked like the Winter Brothers.

Then he shook my hand and gave me a big hug.

I was thinking "friendly sort" when he bit me on the neck. So I left.

I must be low on blood cause I can't think straight this morning and I just ordered a subscription to "Bare Necked Ladies". I was up all night and saw the ad on TV.

-I.B. Moleturd

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