Me and Myrtle have been having some uh personal problems. I have been to the doctor and there's nothing wrong bad with me but I have to take pills for several other problems and Mr. Wiener won't work right.
Then we had a fight. Not with me and Mr. Weiner but me and Myrtle.
"You're not a man anymore!!"
"You're gotten so ugly it can't react!"
Then my doc found the perfect capsule. No it ain't Viagra or any of those. My Doc has a secret recipe he's trying to sell. But he's afraid of being knocked off by the drug companies.
And don't come after me cause I don't know it either. All I know is that he calls it, "Pinocchio's Nose!"
And if it works with Myrtle, it'll work with the fat lady with a beard at the circus!
-I.B. Well Now!