At one time I was addicted to gambling. But it didn't last very long because I lost everything I had, even Myrtle for six months.
So then I began betting on horses and football teams in my head. I figured that way it would be safe and I'd be able to eat again..keep the skillet in Myrtle's hand instead of over my head.
So what happens, the San Francisco Giants lost the Super Bowl after I had pretended I had bet it all on the 49's.
That's when I think I lost my mind. Of course, the skillet helped.