Manhood After Six Hours

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Sunday, 28 July 2013

Now hospitals are using late-night screaming commercials on television. It makes sense. You're up late with your manhood for six hours but you still can't get it to see reason.

You've looked at photographs of Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Bush and you have taken three cold showers so I guess it's time to find the old raincoat and hope you don't run into any kids out late.

Do wish the hospital wasn't represented by "Crazy Clem Cutters".

-I.B. Moleturd

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