Wish I hadn't went to that Jimmy & Tammy Fay Theme Park back years ago.
There was this big water slide down into a swirling pool at the bottom and by the time I climbed to the top with my tube & got scared.
"Can I just go back down Miss?" I asked the young lady at the top.
"Nope. Gotta slide."
"Then how do you get down?"
"Got my swimming suit under my shorts and blouse. See!"
"So I waded out and backed out again. Finally, I jumped back in, closed my eyes and made a jump into my tube."
However, my trunks were really wet and my belly really big so as my shorts slid to my ankles on the jump, my belly wedged into the tube.
So there I go bare-assed down the big long slide with my white ass showing all those people walking up the steps to the slide. Hit the whirlpool at the bottom and couldn't stand up so I swirled around bare-assed until a life guard helped me up.
Got in my car and left Jimmy and Tammy Fay's Theme Park to the applause of many there that day. Couldn't help but turn around and take a bow.