All Those Bodies In My Backyard

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Monday, 22 July 2013

I told the stupid police that I didn't do nothing but, once they dug up the 30th body, they wouldn't listen.

Actually, I wondered a little bit about it myself.

Then the coroner finally determined they were over 200 years old.

I had built over an old graveyard.

No wonder I had so much trouble carrying away all those rocks.

Yard sale all next week. I'm leaving before the hainting starts!

I.B. Moleturd

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