I told the stupid police that I didn't do nothing but, once they dug up the 30th body, they wouldn't listen.
Actually, I wondered a little bit about it myself.
Then the coroner finally determined they were over 200 years old.
I had built over an old graveyard.
No wonder I had so much trouble carrying away all those rocks.
Yard sale all next week. I'm leaving before the hainting starts!