There are all these billboards out there that say you need to adopt but me and the old lady are neat-freaks. So how can you raise a normal child in this atmosphere?
A few years back we adopted a section of highway. Not only did we go pick up trash every other day, in between we swept and mopped it.
I even spit-polished the guard rail. No kid would want to be around us.
(Why don't you clean out that desk?)