I'd hate to be a news announcer today. There's so much news that they can't get behind one report until another comes in.
"Today, a tornado hit the town of 124-degrees in Phoenix where a disc egg fried his jockey on the riots in Egypt caused by global warming."
"Excuse me John, but there has been a report that a Russian submarine in the Pacific Ocean near Hey guys, it's back and it's bigger than ever! That's right, it's the Macarena! Here on this street last night a man was strangled by a HEY!! MACARENA!!"